Hey all, just finished reading book 7 of Mr Potter’s adventures and was not disappointed, although I won’t say any more than that. What I really wanted to do here was share a great thing I found, for some of you slower readers who might be forced to read a kid’s book in public. Pointless [...]

Had a fight with a tree today and lost. There was a conker dangling very enticingly from one of the branches and I tried to grab it as I walked by, but it wouldn’t let go. So I got mad at it and told it off somewhat but it still didn’t let go. So I [...]

Just some brief, somewhat random thoughts: It is very hard to escape the hordes of calories when in the USA. Revenge is a dish best served cold, and perhaps if you leave it long enough there’s a chance it’ll freeze solid, then you can throw it at someone and really do some damage. King Koopa [...]

Liken something to an onion, e.g. “I’m like an onion, I have many layers and I make people cry”.

Yeah I wasn’t too pleased with the old header, although quite a few people said they liked it. I made this one from a picture of my cat April watching a bird outside the window in the late afternoon. Doesn’t really suit the colour scheme of the rest of the site though, but I don’t [...]