My husband will be both surprised and pleased to see me writing that title. But the reason for it, is that I found this truly misleading list on the internet, and I’d just like to set the facts straight. “Why Cats Are Better Than Men” – See, already this list is stereotyping women who own [...]

I imagine nobody is going to find this entertaining unless they’re a cat person, which narrows it down to about 10% of my readership. Nevertheless, I’m about to go on holiday and won’t see my babies for a whole month, so I thought I’d write this up about them before we go away. 7.30am. Both [...]

When I came home from work today, I discovered that the cats had done something insane to my laptop. I’m not leaving that open again while I go out, that’s for sure. They had managed to achieve the following things: All open windows tiled on the desktop Google map search maximised to fill entire screen, [...]

I’ve noticed the way our cats behave around visitors is pretty interesting, so here’s a guide for any potential visitors to our place. I guess most cats don’t give a shit about visitors or much else that isn’t food. Our cats go nuts as soon as the buzzer is pressed – they run over to [...]

I just almost vomited trying to clean cat poo off my clothes and the bathtub. Next job is clean cat vomit off one of my handbags. Last night one of the cats knocked a bottle of wine off the kitchen counter and it smashed on the floor. We get this place professionally cleaned once a [...]

I love my cats, but they’re a handful. Here’s a list of their latest antics: They hid bread in my shoe. How does that even happen? I went to put my shoe on and there was a very old, very hard crust of bread wedged between the bottom of the shoe and the inner sole. [...]

I just cleaned up a large amount of cat poo. I gagged so much I almost threw up. Never having kids. Never never ever ever ever. So, we’ve started the cats on the Litter Kwitter again. The main problem I’ve found at the moment is that we’re using Breeder’s Choice cat litter because it’s flushable [...]

I’m starting to think my new header is quite hideous. Oh well. I should really put my original plan into action and start taking some interesting snapshots. I haven’t updated my technical blog in a while, which indicates that I’m probably not learning very much these days, which is a bit of a worry. Or [...]

I’m sad to reveal that the second cat we ordered has a defect so we have to wait until the sort of kitten we want is available. I don’t think April is too worried about it though, I’m sure she’s not looking forward to a second cat to share all the attention with, considering her [...]

So! You want to know about the kitty! First of all, I have uploaded some photos of her to Flickr, but I have now deleted all the ones that make her look like “a freaky hairless alien zombie chiahuaha thing”. She’s cute. Cute! She’s not hairless, she is a short-haired red Burmese, 4 months old. [...]