This is the easiest, quickest, healthy single-serve meal recipe I know. It’s my own recipe. It got me through many a lazy night when I was living on my own. It’s all store-cupboard ingredients so you can pretty much whip it up anytime. Ingredients: 1 potato (go for a big’un, I like those pink ones) [...]

It’s not really “saving” if you just spend it all every day. How come the MAN decides how to spend my daylight savings? What if I want to save it all for the weekend, or put it in my superannuation fund so I have sunny days for my retirement? And they call this a democracy. [...]

I don’t know if that show is still going, but I think they should just put homeless people in the Big Brother house. That way at least they get food, shelter and a chance at winning money or a job hosting a crappy channel 10 filler show on Friday nights. And let’s face it – [...]

If I ever have a kid, I’m going to teach him/her to play the guitar. This means learning to play the guitar myself first, but I’d have at least a few years before the kid is old enough to even hold a guitar, so I think I’m pretty well covered there. The point is, if [...]

Actually there are a lot of times when I want to throw turtle shells at other cars. Those red shells would be really useful in peak hour traffic. Where can I get me some of those? On the other hand I know where to get banana peels but I can’t throw them very far.

Sometimes I just want to bung on “100% Hits: The Best of 1997” and play Mariokart for a while. But I can’t because I’ve lost the CD and I only have Mariokart on the DS, which just isn’t the same.