A friend of mine is lacking the love of a good woman, so I thought I’d help him out a bit by posting his profile up here. Call it the new hogfish.net dating service. Any interested ladies, feel free to email me and I’ll pass it on!

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A little about me: I’m very handsome and charming. I have a big house but I’m very lonely. I have been looking for love for almost a week now, all day and all night, and have found none. Are you out there, my love?
Interests: Long, romantic strolls, dining out and snuggling together on cold nights.
Hobbies: I like running, singing and foraging for food.

Hair colour: Bald
Eyes: Black/brown
Figure: Round
Smoker: No
Complexion: Light

Here is my picture. Thanks!