On 02.04.05, Lord Hogfish announces:

A new member of the Order has been initiated, thanks to the awesome power of the internet. This member's name is They, although commonly known as Evan. They lives in the US, and I'm pretty sure Sploosh the almighty Sage of the Potato is in charge of that section of the universe, so there you go. They had this to say: "This "field" is not required! What if I don't fill it out! What then?" Sadly, They will never know the answer because he filled out the non-required field when he asked that question. This is just the kind of initiative we appreciate in the Order of the Religion of IT. Keep up the good work, They.

On 15.01.05, Lord Hogfish says:

I should probably mention that before I moved away, I promoted Kewn to Sage of the Turnip so he's now in charge of Brisbane and half of the Pacific Ocean. I also promoted Dewioch to Bliship because, well, I was feeling generous at the time. Since Kestrel's already in charge of NSW, I think I'll just nab Sydney off her. She doesn't check this site much so I doubt she'd even notice. Hehehehe.

On 15.10.04, Lord Hogfish says:

I took a look at the guestbook tonight for the first time in about a year. Well I think I should probably apologise for not checking it for so long and some comments are in order.

First, thanks to steve for trying to help me with my forums problem. Also thanks for the missing lyric in The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. I should probably fix that up soon.

Also, sorry to Krysta who wanted to know more about our beliefs. It's probably too late to email you about it since you posted in March, but our Information page is pretty thorough. Anyway, if you'd like to know more, feel free to contact me using the all-new "Contact" link on the left hand side there.

I'd like to say "you're very welcome" to Mragaret who likes pirates and pirate lyrics. Also thank-you to everyone who said they liked the site. And an extra-big thank-you to all of the spambots who directed me to porn sites. It's bots like you that make guestbooks worth having. Extra credit goes to George Steinberg for his lament about how the UK is several weeks behind in episodes. Poor George gets by on summaries and spoilers. We feel for you George, and we pray for your black, spamming soul.

On 24.09.04, Lord Hogfish announces:

We have a new member of the Order. Nobody joined the Religion of IT because he can. A fine endeavour. I'll add Nobody to the members page soon.

On 30.08.04, Lord Hogfish says:

Robe, Cloak and Hood Day's nearing. I'll do up a page for it.

On 22.08.04, fig watches:

mmmmmmmmm, colin firth.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, lake scene.

nuff said.

On 18.08.04, fig says, in infinite wisdom:

um.

CLICKYCLICKYCLICKY

um. don't feel obliged to look at that.

On 18.08.04, Lord Hogfish says:

There's going to be some changes around here...

22/06/2004
New Initiate! Stephanos has joined the order of the Religion of IT becaue all he had to do was fill out a webform! Good on you Stephanos!

17/05/2004
Lord Hogfish here, I've been slack, yes. I occasionally post Religion of IT news on Hogfish.net's main page, because it's easier. The forums are pretty much dead, it's a damn shame and I'd like to fix them if I could.

30/9/2003
We have two new initiates, Kewn and Xiphias. Xiphias was immediately promoted to Novice for enthusiastic Itonian ideas. A few broken links have been fixed, including the link to the signup page. Robe, Cloak and Hood Day was fantastic as usual, see the photo gallery for images from the epic journey.

30/10/2002
Okay the site mostly works now. There are new forums and a new STotM and Fig got promoted to Sage of the Snow Pea. There are still a lot of broken links but the new forum is heaps better than the last one - no ads this time! All pop-ups have been vanquished.