Trish's Tour of Rockhampton

This is Santa Gertrudis, Rockhampton's own Santa. It looks like someone has attempted to brand Santa with his name. Santa is across the road from some place with a lot of green grass, a rare thing in Rockhampton. One thing I haven't mentioned yet is that many of these cows have steel rods welding their manhood to the ground. I'm told that this is because the local trophy for schoolies' week used to be bull's balls from one of the statues. Having been in Rockhampton during schoolies' week, I have no reason to doubt this.

Gimme the beef >>